A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't wrestle
A fine romance, you won't even nestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid Aunts
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

I might as well play bridge with my old maid Aunts
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance