You couldn't be cuter
Plus that you couldn't be smarter
Plus that intelligent face
You have a disgraceful charm for me

You couldn't be keener
You look so fresh from the cleaner
You are the little grand slam I'll bring to my family

My mom will show you an album of me
That'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives
We have dodged for years and years

And what'll they tell me?
Exactly what'll they tell me?
They'll say you couldn't be nicer
Couldn't be sweeter
Couldn't be better
Couldn't be smarter
Couldn't be cuter baby, than you are

You couldn't be cuter
Plus that you couldn't be smarter
Plus that intelligent face
You have a disgraceful charm for me
You couldn't be keener
You look so fresh from the cleaner
You are the little grand slam I'll bring to my family

My mom will show you an album of me
That'll bore you to tears
And you'll attract all the relatives
We have dodged for years and years

And what'll they tell me?
Exactly what'll they tell me?
They'll say you couldn't be nicer
Couldn't be sweeter
Couldn't be better
Couldn't be smarter
Couldn't be smoother
Couldn't be funner
Couldn't kinder
Couldn't be cuter baby
Couldn't be cuter baby, than you are