[Verse 1: Potowotominimak & Flowing Chords]
I am drowning in a sea of desperation
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
Away from hope and systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my Lord

I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord
I was down on my knees
Permafrost on my feet
I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin

[Verse 2: Potowotominimak & Flowing Chords]
Hear our prayer, philanthropic Odin
Guitar tech of Amon Amarth
Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants
Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

For the plunder and the rape, we sing to you Valhalleluja
For the chopping of the heads, we praise you Odin, our Lord
For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all...
We don’t know where they are!

[Chorus: Flowing Chords]
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
[Bridge 1: Flowing Chords]
(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל
(Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ⁠
(Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד

[Verse 3: Angus McFife & Flowing Chords]
Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you
Times have changed, I'm a Gentlegod
No more war, just design of furniture
Master of IKEA

Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
Gloria patri furnituribus
In nomine IKEA!

For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja
For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
For the pencils and the horse-meatballs, we sing Valhalleluja
The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
Are second to none

[Chorus: Flowing Chords]
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
[Bridge 2: Potowotominimak & Flowing Chords]
Our Father Odin
Who art in IKEA
We understood your message
We are here to worship your creation
Please listen to our prayer

VITTSJÖ (Everybody)
VITTSJÖ (All together)
Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
(pray for the comfort)

KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (Come on)
KNOPPARP - Ora pro nobis (Pray for your kitchen)
Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit
(With a big heart for the living room)

BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis
BESTÅ TV - Ora pro nobis
Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
(Making furniture great again)

SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis
SLATTUM - Ora pro nobis
Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
(Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey)
[Chorus: Flowing Chords]
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja

Gloria, gloria
Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja

Falegn-amen
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Let us pray to Odin our Lord
Amen