The Man in the Moon is… a lady
A lady with lipstick and curls!
The cow that jumped over cried
“Jumpin’ Jehovah! I think
He’s just one of the girls!”
He winks at the twinks
From a bed of green cheese—
That’s no nightgown, sister
It’s a Saturn chemise…

Her friends are the stars and the planets
He blows the Big Dipper… a kiss!
So don’t ever offend her
Remember the genderful
Man in the Moon… is a Miss!