Jerry Herman
Hundreds of Girls (from Mack & Mabel)
[JERRY HERMAN]
What gives a man sparkle and snap?
Goin' through life with his little ol' lap
Full of hundreds and hundreds of girls

What gives a man power and punch?
Tina for breakfast, and Lena for lunch
Having hundreds and hundreds of girls

Show him a blonde
And something in his soul will leap to respond
But then again he's also terribly fond
Of this brunette and so
Instead of one dandy dish
Pass him the candy dish

Sinner or saint? School girl or queen?
One girl is boring and two are obscene

[JERRY & LEE ROY REAMS]
Give him hundreds and hundreds of girls