She's been going gone
Since a guy named John
Moved in apartment 3
I'm no good at math
But cheating me like that won't equal sympathy
Now maybe later I can sit around and cry
But right now it's Saturday night

And it's quiet as a mouse in my lonely house
Cause I've been going out
Making noise with the party crowd
Making toasts, Jack and Coke
Pass another round around
And raise em up for her and me
Cause tonight she's just a memory
And a pretty good waste of whiskey

Well I won't waste your time
Like she wasted mine with all her little tricks
Yeah, I'll be just as glad running up the tab
With all the other chicks
So tell the bouncer let the pretty girls in
We're taking shots until 2 am

It's quiet as a mouse in my lonely house
Cause I've been going out
Making noise with the party crowd
Making toasts, Jack and Coke
Pass another round around
And raise em up for her and me
Cause tonight she's just a memory
And a pretty good waste of whiskey
I met a girl who said it's getting kinda late
Maybe we should go back to your place

I said it's quiet as a mouse in my lonely house
Cause I've been going out
Making noise with the party crowd
Making toasts, Jack and Coke
Pass another round around
And raise em up for her and me
Cause tonight she's just a memory
And a pretty good waste of whiskey
Ah let's waste some whiskey