[Verse 1]
I'm not going to participate
This stupid cool shit has a man to make
In the same sense, same reason twice
In the same life, just the same two lies

[Chorus]
I love you man
I love you man

[Verse 2]
I'm not in the mood for a whole regimen
Now I've only got ten sheets to the wind
I've gotta split myself in a fifth of it
Just like a Mexican blanket in the center

[Chorus]
I love you man
I love you man

[Verse 3]
I'm not goin' crazy, I don't have babies
I just want to hurt a few people lately
I'm gonna scope this scale, then I say get well
Don't be a hero when you get to hell
[Chorus]
I love you man
You're just like my girlfriend
I love you man
But not like this person

[Verse 4]
When it's on, check 'em off with the citrus
And once that's over, it's deliberate
Gonna lie to the people that I love
I'm gonna talk shit to everyone
With emotion

[Chorus]
I love you man
I love you man
I love you man
You're just like my girlfriend
I love you man
But not like this person