I was fishin' by the side of the road
Servin' up the bait for my lunch
Along beside me came a mad horny toad
Lookin' for some food he would munch
So I grabbed the fish and tossed it in the lake
Thinking he could eat what he earned
And if I caught him I would cut him a break
But if I didn't it was not my concern
Jackpot!
And I got one
Got me a sweet lookin' prize today
Under the son of a gun it'll make you say
Jackpot!
And I got an idea
Got me a new kinda recipe
I got the deal for the meal of the century
I was walkin' by the side of the road
Thinkin' I would cook me a meal
Along beside me came a mad horny toad
Lookin' for some food he would steal
So I grabbed the fish and held it up high
Knowin' toads are known for their jump
Then I looked the toad right in the thighs
And noticed that they looked mighty plump
Jackpot!
And I got one
Got me a sweet lookin' prize today
Under the son of a gun it'll make you say
Jackpot!
And I got an idea
Got me a new kinda recipe
I got the deal for the meal of the century
I was sittin' on a chair in my home
Servin' up the legs for my friends
(alternate on 9/9/99: Thinkin' about the legs of my friends)
They asked how I got chicken on such a small bone
I told them it was simply a godsend
The moral of the story is you don't ever know
Who's going to want in on your fun
And up to the porch came a guy I didn't know
Offerin' up his money for some
Jackpot!
And I got one
Got me a sweet lookin' prize today
Under the son of a gun it'll make you say
Jackpot!
And I got an idea
Got me a new kinda recipe
I got the deal for the meal of the century