[Verse]
Well, if no one ever marries me
And I don't see why they should
Nurse says I'm not pretty
And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good

[Verse]
Well, if no one ever marries me
I shan't mind very much
I'll buy a squirrel in a cage
And a little rabbit hutch

[Chorus]
If no one marries me
If no one marries me
If no one marries me
If no one marries me

[Verse]
I'll have a cottage near a wood
And a pony all my own
A little lamb quite clean and tame
That I can take to town

[Verse]
When I'm really getting old
At twenty-eight or nine
I'll buy myself a little orphan girl
And bring her up as mine
[Chorus]
If no one marries me
If no one marries me
If no one marries me
If no one marries me

[Chorus]
If no one marries me
If no one marries me
If no one marries me
If no one marries me