[Intro]
One, two, three

[Skit]
Milano: "Hey, Scott"
Ian: "What's up?"
Milano: "Hey, uh, remember that band
That was from, uh, Sweden?"
Ian: "Nah, I think they were from Switzerland"
Milano: "Ah, yeah, uh, what were they called?"

[Verse]
What ever happened to Celtic Frost?
Is it true that they got lost
In the pandemonium?
Never to be seen again

[Chorus]
Tom Warrior fell from a tree in cherry orchard
Martin Ain drowned in a cold lake
Reed St. Mark went to Mega Therion
And remains there till this day

[Verse]
What ever happened to Celtic Frost?
Is it true that they got lost
In the pandemonium?
Never to be seen again
[Chorus]
Tom Warrior is waiting for the emperor's return
Martin Ain's trapped in the circle of the tyrants
Reed St. Mark was blinded in the crypt of rays
Where he remains till this day

[Outro]
Ooh! Hey! Rah!
Ah...
What ever happened Celtic Frost?