[Verse 1]
Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry, guys, I can't make it
Maybe next time, I think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
You're a slave, and you don't know it
It always happens to the best

[Chorus]
Pussy-whipped, pussy-whipped
Don't you know you're pussy-whipped?
Pussy-whipped, pussy-whipped
Don't you know you're pussy-whipped?

[Verse 2]
She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
'Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully, one day, you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free
[Chorus]
Pussy-whipped, pussy-whipped
Don't you know you're pussy-whipped?
Pussy-whipped, pussy-whipped
Don't you know you're pussy-whipped?

["Mosh Part"]

[Verse 1]
Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry, guys, I can't make it
Maybe next time, I think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
You're a slave, and you don't know it
It always happens to the best

[Chorus]
Pussy-whipped, pussy-whipped
Don't you know you're pussy-whipped?
Pussy-whipped, pussy-whipped
Don't you know you're pussy-whipped?