[Verse 1]
Irving! Where are my Maxi pads?!
Help me find them before I
Paint the whole house red!
You men have it so easy
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'm passing clots the size of basketballs!

[Chorus]
Premenstrual princess blues
Premenstrual princess blues
Premenstrual princess blues
Premenstrual princess blues

[Verse 2]
Oh, God damn it!
It's stained right through my new dress!
God damn it, why'd this happen now?
I can't go out like this
I look like I've been shot!
Ohh, you're hungry, are you?
Well, come here, Irving, darling...
How about a Bloody Mary?!

[Chorus]
Premenstrual princess blues
Premenstrual princess blues
Premenstrual princess blues
Premenstrual princess blues