[Intro]
Why do you play so fast... to be cool?
If you think you'll last... you're just fools
You try to be something... that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears... with rot

[Verse 1]
You claim to be hardcore
Well, that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot-nosed kids
A real group of tits

[Pre-Chorus]
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits

[Chorus]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
Fuck you

[Verse 2]
We offered you our hands
You just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poseur
Douchebag, faggot, dickless hacks
[Pre-Chorus]
Wearing all their douchey clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes

[Chorus]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
Fuck you

["Mosh Part"]

[Pre-Chorus]
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits

[Chorus]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
Fuck you