It's free, it's free
Yeah, copious amounts, yes
It's free, it's free
It would be a shame to waste it
Yes, it's free, it's free
It's spilling out all over
Yes, it's free, it's free, it's free

Dirty foundling, you don't have to steal
That's how the hostess hepped him to the deal

Sarasota dreams and orange juice elixirs
Who in streams and bleeding lungs
No man was born to fix them
So he throws his hustler's suit into the trash can
Can he live with what he did to Tammy and Balbadaban (?)
Frigid debutantes and avid extra widows
Plays a lazy crane to Ms. ???
So we watch the specimen vanish in the sand dune
To a tune that Harry sang straight from a place of sadness

Dirty foundling, you don't have to stеal
That's how the hostess heppеd him to the deal

It's free, it's free
Yeah, copious amounts, yes
It's free, it's free
It would be a shame to waste it
Yes, it's free, it's free
It's spilling out all over
Yes, it's free, it's free, it's free