I'm not a genius, I'm more like a genus
Granting girls wishes from my stonecold bikini, yeah
Serving up ideas like delicious kisses
I'll play with your mind but I won't do your dishes, boy
Say it again

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V.G.I
My philosophy
V.G.I
Is i'm a masterpiece
V.G.I
I wear a scrunchie
V.G.I
I'll say it again

I say, I say, an intellectual genie
I'll make your bullshit disappear like a hou-fucking-dini
Turntables around with my smile bright and gleaming
You think I'll take your order boy
You must be fucking dreaming

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V.G.I
My philosophy
V.G.I
Is I'm a masterpiece
V.G.I
I wear a scrunchie
V.G.I
I'll say it again

Cuz I'm extra special and I'm burning bright
I'm a ufo blazing through your starry night
You try to shoot me down because
You just don't understand
That a woman like me can't be bound to one plan

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V.G.I
I wear a scrunchie
V.G.I
And I'm a masterpiece
V.G.I
I'm a philosopher
V.G.I
I'll say it again
V.G.I
I wear a scrunchie
V.G.I
And I'm a masterpiece
V.G.I
And I'm a philosopher!
V.G.I
Say it again

I don't wanna say I want to
And I don't wanna say I don't
Sometimes the secret is
Sometimes the secret is, yes!
Yes! yes! yes!
Yes yes!

V.G.I
I'm a philosopher
V.G.I
And I'm a masterpiece
V.G.I
I wear a scrunchie
V.G.I
I'll say it again