Well, I ain't no doctor
And I ain't no nurse
I ain't no lawyer, babe
Nothin' could be worse

I ain't got no 'ristocrats
A-hangin' in my tree
So tell me, little momma
Why you messin' with me?

Looks like a long, longshot, baby
Lookin' like a longshot, baby, to me

I don't walk with the president
I don't mess with the prime
I ain't got no big shots, babe
Workin' for me overtime

I can see you're sophisticated
A-with your goody-two shoes
So tell me are you're slummin', babe?
I got nothin' to lose

Looks like a long, longshot, baby
Lookin' like a longshot, baby, to me
Well
Well, I ain't no sinner
An' I ain't no saint
I ain't no hypocrite, babe
'Cept most every day

I ain't got no religion
A-cloudin' up my brain
So tell me, little mama
Why you jumpin' my claim?

Looks like a long, longshot, baby
Lookin' like a longshot, baby, to me

Looks like a long, longshot, baby
Lookin' like a longshot, baby, to me
Yeah