Yeah, hey! What you talkin' about?

I read it in the paper today
Two cats howlin' 'til the break of day
Up on the back fence, they're makin' a play;
One stepped across the line, the other blew him away

Up in the morning, down the road 'n I'm gone;
Been with my sweetie, we was up all night long
My head is throbbin', man I gotta find a song
The radio depress me, tell me what's goin' on?

Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
Headlines, like I really want to know
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
Another crazy day, Headlines

I saw it on the 6:30 news
Some freakin' deacon wearin' military shoes;
He's mad at me, buddy, he's mad at you
He's gonna drop the Big One and there's nothin' I can do

Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
Headlines, like I really want to know
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
Another crazy day, Headlines
Oh! Just another crazy day
Do, do, do, do

Up on the mountain, man I'm feelin' alright
Been to the temple and I'm sleepin' at night
Here come a stranger, need a paper to light
Man, he's bustin' with the news about the fightin' tonight

Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
Headlines, like I really want to know
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
Another crazy day, Headlines

Headlines, screamin' everywhere I go
Headlines, like I really want to know
Headlines, gotta million ways to say
Another crazy day, Headlines

Oh! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Whoa! Think I'll play all night!