[Verse 1]
Someone screwed up about half past the line
Wish I'd been up, I could have had a blast and then run
But I know now, there's that one person everyone has
That messed them up, and they're still thinking about them

[Refrain]
They're everywhere
They're everywhere

[Verse 2]
Between the booze, Bob goes go out and have fun
Now nodding off, I know I should've listened to him
I know now that I'm not half as bad as I thought
It's everyone, and I feel better knowing that

[Refrain]
We're everywhere
We're everywhere
We're everywhere
We're everywhere