'Tis half past three and the chill is gone
It's the longest binge I've ever been on
Had so many pints, my mind's stupefied
But through all the haze I still hear the cry!

Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

It's quarter to five and I'm still going strong
Is this the only place I truly belong?
To make it all end I the good Lord beseech
Lying on the floor with my drink out of reach!

Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

'Tis six in the morning, can't remember my name
I see all those faces - they all look the same
And the puke on the floor makes a terrible stink
What is this demon that makes me want to drink!
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

(Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
Drink, motherfucker....)

Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lad, a curse on your head
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

It's now almost noon and the spinning has stopped
There'll be no more drink, to the floor I do drop
And there's Ol' Nick offering eternal pain
He smiles as he sings this infernal refrain:

Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
A curse to you lad, a curse on your head
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

DRINK, MOTHERFUCKER, DRINK, MOTHERFUCKER, DRINK!!!