[Verse 1]
Every little tiny slice of life
Is part of a dance
Un pequeña señorita
It's okay to act a little shy
In front of your friends
Venga con tres amigas

[Pre-Chorus]
Might as well go ahead do
What you'll tell 'em all anyway
You can call it what you want
But this is what I'll say

[Chorus]
Horizontal mambo
A tangled tantric tango
Sexy spicy salsa
Sabado noche samba
A thinly veiled siesta
I know you won't protest-a
So baby why don't we go
Do the horizontal mambo

[Chorus]
Horizontal mambo
A tangled tantric tango
Sexy spicy salsa
Sabado noche samba
A thinly veiled siesta
I know you won't protest-a
So baby why don't we go
Do the horizontal mambo
[Verse 2]
We rented a room there by the minute
A check in gets you half-clean linen
We both got so deep in it
I swear we could have been shot by Vivid
Gulpin' gallons of guacamole
Submerge yourself in sour cream
Decide to dip yourself in queso
No need to keep it clean

[Chorus]
Horizontal mambo
A tangled tantric tango
Sexy spicy salsa
Sabado noche samba
A thinly veiled siesta
I know you won't protest-a
So baby why don't we go
Do the horizontal mambo

[Chorus]
Horizontal mambo
A tangled tantric tango
Sexy spicy salsa
Sabado noche samba
A thinly veiled siesta
I know you won't protest-a
So baby why don't we go
Do the horizontal mambo
[Outro]
Oh yeah, do the horizontal mambo!
Let's get it!
Aw, let's dance, diagonally, vertically, upside down!
Do the horizontal mambo