[Verse 1]
Monday, Tuesday, hump day is half way
Stick it in the pig, pop it in the bank
Saturday is coming quicker than you think

[Pre-Chorus]
Forty-eight to rendezvous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you
Oh, oh, oh

[Chorus]
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
In my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come too soon

[Verse 2]
I can't move on, attention is long gone
Suit's all pressed, wallet's in shape
The only thing that's left is a little manscape

[Pre-Chorus]
24 to rendezvous
I'm gonna blow a wad on you
Oh, oh, oh
[Chorus]
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
And my neck tie honey
I'm so excited, I hope that I don't come to soon

[Pre-Chorus]
24 to rendezvous (I can't wait)
I'm gonna blow a wad on you
24 to rendezvous (Well I can't wait baby)
I'm gonna blow a wad on you
Oh, oh, oh

[Chorus]
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
And my neck tie honey
I'm so excited, I hope that, I hope

[Chorus]
I'm coming in my pants, my shirt
It's my best suit baby (Oh, I'm gonna come in my pants)
Gonna pick your flower
Gonna be there in an hour
Coming in my pants, shined shoes
And my neck tie honey
I'm so excited I hope that I don't
I'm so excited I hope that I don't come too soon
(Aw, damn)