[Intro]
Ladies and ladies
We've pitched a tent in the middle of a field for your entertainment
Strip right down and step right up
Join the Carnal Carnival!

[Chorus]
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the big top
All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

[Verse 1]
Nothing's wrong with a little curiosity
Indulge yourself in your own private fantasy
The fun house of mirrors tend to exaggerate
Our plans for you are quite elaborate
You bought yourself a ticket so in you go
Now you're part of the show!

[Chorus]
Now, step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the big top
All taking part in the Carnal Carnival
[Verse 2]
I'm sure you could tell by your stroll down the midway
Nothing 'round here gets done only halfway
The not so bearded lady and the giant clam
A 3 ring circus but a one night stand
Get all your kicks in while you can
The greatest production on land!

[Chorus]
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the big top
All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

[Instrumental]

Ha ha ha ha!
Behold the Lady of Siam
With her monstrous electric yam!
An act so fiendishly delicious
And weirdly nutritious!

[Chorus]
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the big top
All taking part in the Carnal Carnival!
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the big top
All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

[Outro]
Step right up, step right up
Wonders of the world and the not so plausible
Look what we've got, under the tent
All taking part
You're takin' part
We're all takin' part
In the Carnal Carnival!