[Verse 1]
Sweet, sweet, young and horny
Can't tell if she's statutory
Glory, glory hole-llujah!
Smokin' tasty debutante
Cotton panty sex dream haunt
Think before you make a mistake
She's jailbait

[Pre-Chorus]
She could rock your world
You'd better pass up on this girl
But you can't handle the truth
She makes you wanna 'Tom Cruz'

[Chorus]
She's hot, don't even!
She's not in season
She's here to play, but she still won't say
Got to beat it before it's too late
She's jailbait!

[Verse 2]
Don't drink this wine before it's had
Some more blood to drop 'n die
You'll be hanging from the E&J Gallo(ws)
I know you wanna plow it
But Daddy won't allow it
You know you got to leave that field fallow
[Chorus]
She's hot, don't even!
She's not in season
She's here to play, but she still won't say
Got to beat it before it's too late
She's jailbait!

(Here comes Scott Baio!)

[Outro]
Sweet sweet, young and horny (She's jailbait!)
Can't tell if she's statutory (She's jailbait!)
Smokin' tasty debutante (She's jailbait!)
Cotton panty sex dream haunt (She's jailbait!)
Think before you make a mistake