[Verse 1]
She said she was lookin' for someone to have a new adventure
I said, "Lead on,"
In a town so new and strange
Wall to wall and ray to ray
I said, "Lead on"

[Chorus]
I thought she was
Spontaneous
But it all worked out a sham
I woke up handcuffed to the bedpost
Staring at the lava lamp

[Hook]
Lava lamp
Lava lamp
Lava lamp

[Verse 2]
Well I never thought that a stunner
Would ever do such a runner
With my wallet and my pride
What a way to awaken
Hung over, cold and naked
And hypnotized
[Chorus]
As that oil flows
So deep and slow
I knew that I was scammed
I woke up handcuffed to the bedpost
Staring at the lava lamp

[Chorus]
As that oil flows
So deep and slow
I knew that I was scammed
I woke up handcuffed to the bedpost
Staring at the lava lamp

[Hook]
Lava lamp
Lava lamp
Lava lamp

[Outro]
Hey, look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp
Look at the lava lamp