[MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst
We're statistically number one

[JAMES]
Yeah, a hundred percent...

[JESSIE]
Incompetent

[MEOWTH]
Hey, that's never been done!
We're very good at being very bad
It's our rate of success
That's sadly been weak

[JESSIE]
We'll just have to accept

[JAMES]
We're completely inept

[MEOWTH]
But that's what makes us so unique

[JAMES]
We're the Hindenburgs of crime
[JESSIE]
We crash and burn each and every time

[JAMES]
Masters of disasters

[JESSIE]
No one screws up faster

[JAMES]
Hey!

[JAMES and JESSIE]
At failure we shine!
We're an imperfect ten

[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
Team Rocket blasting off again!

[JAMES and JESSIE]
So I guess we're just cursed

[MEOWTH]
And you've heard it here first--

[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst!
[JAMES and JESSIE]
Who'd guess we'd get so far

[JAMES]
By being completely sub-par

[JESSIE]
As losers we raised the bar

[JAMES and JESSIE]
Now we're superstars

[MEOWTH]
La la la dee dah dah
Yah dah dah dah
Yah dah dah dah

[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst

[JESSIE]
At coming in last we're always the first

[JAMES]
Our flaws are top drawer
[MEOWTH]
We define Murphy's law

[JAMES, JESSIE, and MEOWTH]
We're the best at being the worst
We're totally immersed
And incredibly well-versed
We're the best at being the worst