[Bubble Gum the Blues]

[Verse 1]
You do the laundry
You do the laundry and I'll write you a laundry song
You do the cooking, honey, and I'll walk the dog

You go to market
You go to market and I'll try to behave while you're gone
You feed the kitten, darling, and I'll mow the lawn
You feed the kitten, darling, and I'll mow the lawn

[Chorus]
Paper sun up above to guide you
Cotton clouds with shades of sky blue
Everything sweet as candy
When you bubble gum the blues

[Verse 2]
You shout in anger
You shout in anger and I'll try and ease your pain
You cut your finger, lady, and I'll play first-aid

New vacuum cleaner
New vacuum cleaner to suck up that nasty old filth
You do the windows, woman, and I'll pay the bills
You do the windows, woman, and I'll pay the bills
[Chorus]
Paper sun up above to guide you
Cotton clouds with shades of sky blue
Everything sweet as candy
When you bubble gum the blues

[I'm a Cruiser]

[Verse 1]
I'm a cruiser
I'm a cruiser
And all I ever want to do is just cruise

[Verse 2]
Know that I love you
Know that I love you
And all I ever want to do is just hug you

[Bridge]
I'm low down and nasty
You're low down and nasty too
Got everyone's envy
Got everyone asking you
What does your baby do?

[Guitar solo]
[Bridge]
I'm low down and nasty
You're low down and nasty too
Got everyone's envy
Got everyone asking you
What does your baby do?

[Verse 3]
I'm a cruiser (you ain't no cruiser)
I'm a cruiser (you're just a loser)
And all I ever want to do is just cruise
Yes, all I ever want to do is just cruise
I'm just a cruiser

[Bubble Gum the Blues - reprise]

[Verse 1]
You do the laundry
You do the laundry and I'll write you a laundry song
You do the cooking, honey, and I'll walk the dog
Mmm, you do the cooking, honey, and I'll walk the dog

[Chorus]
Paper sun up above to guide you
Cotton clouds with shades of sky blue
Everything sweet as candy
When you bubble gum the blues