Whirly pig is comin'
Whirly pig is comin'
Whirly pig is comin'
We’ll all fall down

Hide it in the mornin'
Hide it in the mornin'
Hide it in the mornin'
We’ll all fall down

You’ll be laying in the daffodils
A-rollin' in the clover
There’s a warbler in the holler
And the Whirly pig is over

He’s a bangin' on my roof
Probably eatin' up the sun
Scoopin' like a pig
Tryin do it on my bun

Whirly pig is comin'
Whirly pig is comin'
Whirly pig is comin'
We’ll all fall down

Hide it in the mornin'
Hide it in the mornin'
Hide it in the mornin'
We’ll all fall down
Woah oh oh oh
Whirly pig is comin' and we’ll all fall down

Well over in the afternoon
Lookin' through the trash with a big white light
JHK with traffic control I’m out in the backyard diggin' me a hole 14 pass

What does that mean I’m so damn paranoid
That I’m absolutely mean
Can’t do nothin
When I’m lookin in the air
Seems like piggy is a flyin' everywhere

Whirly pig is comin'
Whirly pig is comin'
Whirly pig is comin'
We’ll all fall down

Hide it in the mornin'
Hide it in the mornin'
Hide it in the mornin'
We’ll all fall down