[Verse 1]
You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off

[Verse 2]
You like potatoes and I like potatoes
You like tomatoes and I like tomatoes
Potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes
Let's call the whole thing off

[Chorus]
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart

[Verse 3]
So if you like pajamas and I like pajamas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas
For we know we need each other, so we'd
Better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off

[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
You say laughter and I say laughter
You say after and I say after
Laughter, laughter
After, after
Let's call the whole thing off

[Verse 5]
You like vanilla and I like vanilla
You saspiralla, and I saspirella
Vanilla, vanilla, chocolate strawberry
Let's call the whole thing off

[Chorus]
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart

[Verse 6]
So if you go for oysters and I go for oysters
I'll order oysters and cancel the oysters
For we know we need each other, so we'd
Better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off