[Verse 1]
Not much to look at, nothing to see
I'm glad I'm living and I'm lucky to be
But I've got a man crazy for me
He's funny that way

[Verse 2]
Ain't got a dollar, can't save a cent
He doesn't holler, he'd live in a tent
I've got that man mad about me
He's funny that way

[Bridge]
Though he loves to work and slave
For me everyday
He'd be so much better off
If I went away

[Verse 3]
But why should I leave him? Why should I go?
He'd be unhappy without me, I know
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way

[Bridge]
I can see no other way
And no better plan
End it all and let him go
To some other gal
[Verse 4]
But I'm only human, a coward at best
I'm more than certain he'd follow me west
I've got that man crazy for me
He's funny that way