[Verse 1]
Chinks do it, Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Lapps do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Verse 2]
In Spain best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it
Let's tall in love

[Bridge]
The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins

[Verse 3]
Some Argentines without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

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[Verse 4]
Sponges they say do it
Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Verse 5]
Cold Cape Cod clams 'gainst their wish do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love

[Bridge]
Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it?
Waiter, bring me shad roe

[Verse 6]
In the shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it
We'll do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love