[Chorus]
With the wit of a gnat
And your tit for tat
Well, I'm sick of that
You little dingbat
You little dingbat

[Verse 1]
Well, it's not too deep and it's not too shallow
There's just enough room for me to wallow, wallow
Oh, my God, he grabbed my tit!
Did you give him a slap?
'Cause he was lit
Did you slap him back?
Slap

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, we used to have such a great friendship
But now I'm sittin' on the battleship, the battleship

[Chorus]
With the wit of a gnat
And your tit for tat
Well, I'm sick of that
You little dingbat
You little dingbat
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, it's not too deep and it's not too shallow
There's just enough room for me to wallow, wallow

[Verse 2]
Yeah, you can't finish, but you can dish out the shit
And you can tie a knot and it held 'til you will fall
Maybe a little more than you thought
Maybe a little more than you thought
Yeah, you can't finish, but you can dish out the shit
And you can tie a knot and it held 'til you will fall
Maybe a little more than you thought
I used to think about thoughts
And I thought that you might think
But you ran the table and you scratched on the eight
You ran the table and you scratched on the eight

[Outro]
You sank my battleship