[Verse 1]
If my mom knew, she’d want to have a word with you
On your train ride up to Cambridge
She’s always asking me what your life is panning out to be
As if I saw you more than she sees me
So I’ll tell her about your cat
Your thousands of dollars in debt
And your plans to move back home
I’ll take the time to explain art shows
The spy school and costumes
But I’ll leave out the hang out of you and me