[Intro]
I'm very lucky
I think you'll agree

[Verse 1]
I've lost the key to my front door
I can't get in there anymore
Oh my
I've lost the key to my love's heart
It's down the drain and in the dark
Oh my

[Chorus]
I'm very lucky
I think you'll agree

[Verse 2]
As I was riding home from work
I saw a robber steal a shirt
Oh my
I shouted, "Oi!" and yelled, "Stop, thief!"
The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace
Oh my

[Chorus]
I'm very lucky
I think you'll agree
[Verse 3]
As I was swimming in the sea
I came across a bomb or three
Oh my
I took them to the coastguard man
He said, "Hurry up and get the—"
Oh my

[Chorus]
I'm very lucky
I think you'll agree

[Verse 4]
I've lost the key to my front door
I can't get in there anymore
Oh my
I've lost the key to my love's heart
It's down the drain and in the dark
Oh my

[Chorus]
I'm very lucky
I think you'll agree