Chicken's good for the body
Chicken's good for the mind
Chicken's good for the funny bone
Chicken's easy on the eyes

(Ahh, here we go now)

Yum, yum chicken bone
Bock, bock chicken
Yum, yum chicken bone
Tell all your friends

Yum, yum chicken bone
Bock, bock chicken
Yum, yum chicken bone
Tell all your friends

Granola bar, nice n' chewy
Granola bar, my best friend
Granola bar, how I love you

Granola bars don't beat the kids

Yum, yum granola bar
Chew, chew, chewy
Yum, yum granola bar
Tell all your friends
Yum, yum granola bar
Chew, chew, chewy
Yum, yum granola bar
Tell all your friends

Chicken and granola bars
Make a nice meal
'Specially when you're all alone

It's something to eat when
Your wife's in the shelter

Because she ran into the door

One, two, three, four
Yum, yum granola bone
Bock, bock chewy
Yum, yum granola bone
Tell all your friends

Yum, yum granola bone
Bock, bock chewy
Yum, yum granola bone
Tell all your friends

Yum, yum, yummy
Bock, bock, bocky
Slap, slap, slappy
Tell all your friends

Yum, yum, yummy
Bock, bock, bocky
Slap, slap, slappy

Tell all your friends (Friends)