[Intro - Captain Sensible and Jack Howarth]
Ladies and gentlemen, how do?
Ha ha!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woo hoo!
Ha ha ha! Yeah!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's keep it turning, man! Keep it under the line!
Wow! Woo!

Hey man, what's happenin'?

Go!!!

[Verse 1 - Dave Vanian]
I'll be the ticket if you're my collector
I've got the fare if you're my inspector
I'll be the luggage, if you'll be the porter
I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter

[Chorus - Dave Vanian, Captain Sensible and Algy Ward]
Just for you, here's a love song
Just for you, here's a love song
And it makes me glad to say
It's been a lovely day
And it's okay
[Verse 2 - Dave Vanian]
I'll be the mail, you'll be the guard
I'll be the ink on your season ticket card
I'll be the rubbish, you'll be the bin
I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin

[Chorus - Dave Vanian, Captain Sensible and Algy Ward]
Just for you here's a love song
Just for you here's a love song
And it makes me glad to say
It's been a lovely day
And it's okay

[Break - Captain Sensible]
Wanker!
[?] When does it start?

[Chorus - Dave Vanian, Captain Sensible and Algy Ward]
Just for you, here's a love song
Just for you, here's a love song
And it makes me glad to say
It's been a lovely day
And it's okay

It's okay
It's okay