Tell me what’s a girl like you doin’ in this bar alone?
Did the devil send you straight here after wreckin’ a happy home
Or could you be an angel sent to kiss my tears away?
It don’t matter... here you are, and I’m the loser either way
‘Cause I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t
?I’ll be lyin’ if you’ll love me, and I’ll be cryin’ if you won’t
?I could go on bein’ faithful like the good Lord knows I should
?But I’ll be damned if you don’t make a man think Hell looks pretty good
Well I’m married to a promise and she’s waitin’ there at home
?With her back turned to my pillow and her heart that’s turned to stone
She doesn’t love me anymore but she won’t set me free?
And that’s why I’m torn in two each time you look that way at me
‘Cause I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t
?I’ll be lyin’ if you’ll love me, but I’ll be cryin’ if you won’t
?I could go on bein’ faithful like the good Lord knows I should
?But I’ll be damned if you don’t make a man think Hell looks pretty good
(get ‘er, boys)
Yes I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t
?I’ll be cheatin’ if you’ll love me, but I’ll be weepin’ if you won’t?
I could go on bein’ faithful, and the good Lord knows I should
?But I’ll be damned if you don’t make a man think Hell looks pretty good
I’ll be damned if you don’t make a night in Hell sound pretty good