[ANNIE, spoken]
Anything you could do I could do better.​

[FRANK, spoken]
Ha!

[ANNIE]
I can do anything better than you

[FRANK, spoken]
No, you can't.​

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK, spoken]
No, you can't.​

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can
[FRANK]
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you

[ANNIE, spoken]
No, you're not.​

[FRANK]
Yes, I am

[ANNIE, spoken]
No, you're not.​

[FRANK]
Yes, I am

[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am
Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

[ANNIE]
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
[FRANK]
I can live on bread and cheese

[ANNIE, spoken]
And only on that?

[FRANK, spoken]
Yep.​

[ANNIE, spoken]
So can a rat.​

[FRANK]
Any note you can sing I can sing higher

[ANNIE]
I can sing any note higher than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK, spoken]
How do you sing that high?

[ANNIE, spoken]
I'm a girl.​

[FRANK]
Anything you can say I can say softer

[ANNIE]
I can say anything softer than you

[FRANK]
No you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes I can

[FRANK]
No you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

[ANNIE]
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker

[FRANK]
I can open any safe

[ANNIE, spoken]
Without being caught?

[FRANK, spoken]
You bet.​

[ANNIE, spoken]
That's what I thought, you crook.​

[FRANK]
Any note you can hold I can hold longer

[ANNIE]
I can hold any note longer than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Yes, you can

(spoken)
Where do you keep all that air?

[ANNIE, spoken]
Ugh.​

[FRANK, spoken]
Oh...​

(sung)
Anything you can say I can say faster

[ANNIE]
I can say anything faster than you

[FRANK, spoken]
No, you can't.​

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
I can jump a hurdle

[ANNIE]
I can wear a girdle

[FRANK]
I can knit a sweater

[ANNIE]
I can fill it better

[FRANK]
I can do most anything

[ANNIE, spoken]
Can you bake a pie?

[FRANK, spoken]
No.​

[ANNIE, spoken]
Neither can I.​

[FRANK]
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

[ANNIE]
I can sing anything sweeter than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Oh, yes I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't, can't, can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can, can, can

[FRANK, ANNIE]
No, you can't (Yes, I can)