[Verse 1]
I stole your style
Hope you don't mind
I must try to be all I can be
It suits me more than it ever suited you
Hope you like the new me

[Verse 2]
And I stole your laugh
So bright and breezy
It stops parties in mid-air
It makes me feel more devil-may-care
Hope you like the new me
Hope you like the new me

[Bridge]
We all need friends to lean on
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere
Feel free to lean on me
But please don't do it right now
Yes, I'm much too busy right now

[Verse 3]
And I stole your walk
The one with purpose
That says there is no mountain I can't climb
It fools people all of the time
Hope you like the new me
[Verse 4]
And I stole your jokes
Just the good ones
How the gang all laughed with glee
I also stole the way that you tell them
Hope you like the new me
Hope you like the new me

[Bridge]
To steal is to flatter
What a compliment to pay
All those things that I stole from you
Well, I might give them back someday
Yes, I really might someday

[Verse 5]
And I stole your wife
Hope you don't mind
She was looking bored, don't you think?
Soon have her back in the pink
Stop by and see us for tea

[Verse 6]
And I stole your soul
When you weren't looking
I reached inside and cut it free
It suits me more than it ever suited you
Hope you like the new me
Hope you like the new me