I’m Not That Smart (Reprise)

[CONEYBEAR]

I hear the bell

That, to me, is not an inviting sound

That little ding



[The bell rings)



[CONEYBEAR]

To me it brings

A plaintive air

I always thought that life was fair

I mean I never felt a smidgeon of despair

They say a bell can break your heart

But just not mine

Since I opine

I think — I know — I’m smart



(spoken)

Apple juice, please!