William Finn
I Am Wearing A Hat (Marvin Takes A Wife)
[MISS GOLDBERG]
Hide my face
Change my place of worship
Call me a disgrace and then be done
With blame
How was I to know that they're all gigolos appropriately
Underbred?
When the passion stings
Think of pretty things
Instead

I am wearing a hat
After winter, I'll marry
I'm entitled to that
I wear a hat
I wear a hat

Here I sit
Drunk and self-indulgent
Dressed up in a hat which even I
Detest

[MISS GOLDBERG & HIS WIFE]
Marry money
Money wins
The past will disappear and with it
All your sins
Joy once seemed so near
Now what's left to fear
Begins
(The procession begins.)

[LADIES]
I am wearing a hat
He'd approve if I let him
Since the world's come to that
I wear a hat

I remember my place
Though it's hard to forget him
But he can't see my face
I wear a hat
I wear a hat

[MISS GOLDBERG]
I wear a...

[LADIES & MARVIN]
Hat