[CONEYBEAR]
I hear the bell
That, to me, is not an inviting sound
That little ding

[The bell rings)

[CONEYBEAR]
To me it brings
A plaintive air
I always thought that life was fair
I mean I never felt a smidgeon of despair
They say a bell can break your heart
But just not mine
Since I opine
I think — I know — I’m smart

(spoken)
Apple juice, please!