William Finn
The I Love You Song
[PANCH, spoken]
Miss Ostrovsky. Chimerical.

[OLIVE, spoken]
May I have a definition?

[PANCH, spoken, voice fading out]
It means "Unreal. Magical. Visionary. Wildly fanciful. Highly unrealistic."

[RONA as OLIVE’S MOM]
Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[OLIVE]
If I go to Washington
Will I be on my own?
Because if I go to Washington

[OLIVE’S MOM]
Aaah aah aah aah aah aah

[OLIVE]
Who will be my chaperone?

[OLIVE’S MOM]
We always knew you were a winner
We saw it when you smiled
Start from the beginning
When you were a beginner
You were the perfect child