Oh there's a planet in my kitchen
There's something funny in the soup
Mop the floor Lock the door
Flying Saucers in the room

Did you hear that fly?

Knives and spoons of mountain dunes
A freezer full of loony tunes
Detergent bubbles
There's millions of those buggers
And there's a bucket in the moon

Did the kitchen sink wink?

Tornados of cornflakes
And snowflakes
Tea cups in orbit

Hello? Did you hear that fly?

Well I'm not waiting any longer
I'll just sneak back in the larder
And wait

Planet Kitchen's taken over
There's a planet in my kitchen
Now there's a kitchen in my planet
Planet Kitchen's taken over
It's taken over