[Verse 1]
There's a fruitcake for everybody
There's a fruitcake for everyone
There are B-sides to every story
If you decide to have some fun

[Chorus]
Take a bite, it's alright
There's some Brandy and Star Margarine to make it bright
Take a bite, it's alright
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake

[Verse 2]
It's the season for being happy
But the reason is dead and gone
If the reason for being happy
Takes a backseat when the season's done

[Chorus]
Just take a bite, it's alright
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite, it's alright
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake, cake, cake, cake
[Post-Chorus]
Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care?
Christmas time has once again arrived
Everybody, everywhere, people do you really care?
Christmas time has once again arrived
Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights, ooh
Mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights, heights

[Bridge]
Stars are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town
Miracles are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town

[Verse 3]
There's a fruitcake in everybody
There's a fruitcake in everyone
There are B-sides to every story
And that story has just begun

[Chorus]
Just take a bite (Just take a bite), it's alright (It's alright)
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight
Take a bite (Take a bite), it's alright
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake