I will only date you if you cut off your ponytail
Cut it off, cut it off
I don't want to date you 'cause you've got a long ponytail
And you look like my mom

You look like
A barbie doll
You look like
Steven Seagal

I will only date you if you cut off your ponytail
Cut it off, cut it off
I don't want to date you 'cause you've got a long ponytail
And you look like my mom

You look like
Thomas Jefferson
You look like
Jennifer Aniston

Cut it off, cut it off