[Intro, spoken]
Now, here's a lovely song that Kermit the Frog usually sings. Well, he's the right color for this song. And it's not exactly that I'm the wrong color, but it's just, uh, I'm not the color that this song is written about, so to speak. Goes like this

[Verse 1]
It's not easy bein' green
Havin' to spend each day
The color of the leaves
When I think it might be nicer
Bein' red, or yellow, or gold
Or something much more colorful like that

[Verse 2]
It's not easy bein' green
Seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over
'Cause you're not standing out
Likе flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in thе sky

[Bridge]
But green's the color of spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like a mountain
Or important like a river
Or tall like a tree
[Verse 3]
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder? Why wonder?
I'm green, and it'll do fine
It's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be

[Outro, spoken]
That is, if I were Kermit the Frog