Michael Crawford
Bring Me the Broomstick
[DOROTHY]
Is anybody there? Hello?

[WIZARD]
I am Oz, the great and powerful

[LION]
I wanna go home, I wanna go home

[WIZARD]
Who on earth are you? What on earth are you? Are you animal, vegetable or mineral?

[TIN MAN]
Uh, one of each really

[DOROTHY]
And me

[WIZARD]
Which of you is Dorothy?

[DOROTHY]
Sir, I am Dorothy

[TINMAN]
And I sir am proud to be a friend of Dorothy
[DOROTHY]
And if you please sir, we've come to ask you-

[WIZARD]
Silence!
Know this all of you, the Great Oz has every intention... of granting your requests

[SCARECROW]
What's that? What'd he say?

[DOROTHY]
You will?

[SCARECROW]
Really?

[TIN MAN]
You'll give us what we came here for?

[WIZARD]
Yes... but first you must prove yourselves worthy, by performing a very small task

[TIN MAN]
Whatever you desire

[DOROTHY]
Whatever you say
[LION]
Anything

[SCARECROW]
Anything at all!

[WIZARD]
Very well... bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West

[SCARECROW]
...Except maybe that

[WIZARD]
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West!
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West
I've spoken so you'll obey!
Bring me the broomstick and I'll grant your request
Now do precisely what I say!

I said go!
Be off and be on your way!
Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West
These are your orders...
Now obey!