[Mayzie]
Da da da da da da da...

I was down in Fort Worth
Just a girl on the wing
When I met Tweet McFirth
Oh, could that fella sing
Tell yourself
How lucky you are

[Cat, as pianist]
How lucky, how lucky you are

[Mayzie]
It was three weeks of bliss
Then the usual segue
He flew off to San Juan
Leaving me with this egg
Tell yourself
How lucky you are

[Cat, as pianist]
How lucky you are

[Mayzie]
Now I'm bored and
I'm cranky and tired
Sitting day after day
Who knew so much work was required
I'd much rather play
I need a vacation
I'm due for some rest
Hey, Horton, would you maybe like to sit on my nest
[Horton]
Well, we all need vacations
All right go on, take it
I'll sit on your egg
And I'll try not to break it
But please come back quickly
One hour, maybe two
I need to find Jojo
I've got to save Who

[Mayzie]
Hit it cat
Toodle-oooo