Well i know there are things going on tonight, but i don't bother
Only ten minutes across town, that's right, but i don't bother
Well i could put on a tight black shirt, but i don't bother
I could hit the gym so it looks real nice, but i don't bother
I could tell a joke and make the whole room laugh, but i don't bother
I could show up with the coldest six-pack, but i don't bother

No to everything

I could match you drink for drink, but i don't bother
I could go make her boyfriend mad, but i don't bother
I could captivate with a story of mine, but i don't bother
I could go on and start a conga line, but i don't bother

No to everything