You can bring Pearl
She's a darn nice girl
But don't bring Lulu

You can bring Rose
With her turned up nose
But don't bring Lulu

Lulu always wants to do
What the boys don't want to do
When she struts her stuff around
London bridge is falling down

You can bring cake
Or Porterhouse steak
But don't bring Lulu

Lulu gets blue
And she goes cuckoo
Like a clock up on the shelf

She's the kind of smartie
Who breaks up every party
Hullabalooloo, don't bring Lulu
She'll come by herself